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June 5, 2018 — California Primary Election
June 5, 2018 —California Primary Election

State of California — ” Christopher N. Carlson, Candidate for Governor

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Christopher N. Carlson

Green
Puppeteer/Musician
7,310 votes (0.1%)
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My Top 3 Priorities

  • Natural Disasters; Emergency Response
  • Ending Fracking
  • Sending a California Woman to Mars

Experience

Experience

Profession:Puppeteer/Musician

Biography

"Neutrinos through me go,

My ego is my own amigo."

 

A significant part of this campaign is performed in verse; inspired by Lin-Manuel Miranda (Hamilton), Snow tha Product, Les Miserables, and viewers like you.

If there were ever time for a play, this is that time.

I have puppets, a resonator guitar, and a burning desire for giving the voters of California a reason to look up. Next year is the 50th in the lunar era, and growing numbers of voters believe we never went to the moon at all, or that the earth is flat.

Let California lead the world back to our rightful place in the cosmos, as participants in exploration and pioneers into the future of mining and deflecting asteroids.

 

 

 

Political Beliefs

Meteor Theory is the general idea that meteors are responsible for major events in the course of human civilization, notably in 2800 bc and 540 ad. 

By understanding the damage and worldwide effects of an impact, we can pass on working, useful knowledge and survival stories to future humans as language evolves away from our ability to warn them. 

Not if, but when arsenic rains into the freshwater supply, bread fails, and the stars disappear by atmospheric detritis, and our entire green energy grid is disabled, California might be able to mitigate the damage, having recognized before others that we are a human system with limited funds on a ball of rock floating in space.

Videos (3)

— May 10, 2018 Christopher Carlson (self-produced)

The last words on the moon,

An irish woman singing about the northern lights,

and a call to action for milllenials and their successors; the "lucky ones"

— May 10, 2018 Christopher Carlson (self produced)

A rhapsody of guitar and verse that follows three settings: a classroom, a whaling boat, and high density human habitation.

apologies to StarTalk for pulling a sample of Bill Maher mocking my profession. Thank you for backing me up though, I assure you this one has teeth. 

— May 10, 2018 Christopher Carlson (self produced)

Taliesin was killed by a Klansman last year in Portland oregon.

All money spent on ego driven politics is waste and could be put to better use. What good is your victory if it was bought and an animal shelter couldn't make rent?

Candidate Contact Info

Email guberthecandidate@gmail.com

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